Operation Misery: Week 2, Day 6 - Part 2.

This is of course the follow on from my earlier post which can be found here; http://watchitdie.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/operation-misery-week-2-day-6.html

Following on from the rescheduled Baltimore concert Rihanna's Diamonds tour will move onto New Jersey for concerts in Atlantic City (26/4/13) and Newark (28/3/13). Along with New York state and New York city New Jersey was one of the states hardest hit by Super Storm Sandy.

Primarily due to me being very lazy I still follow the Governors of New Jersey, New York state and New York City on Twitter after adding them to my list in response to Sandy. New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg who tolerated Chris Brown's rape of Rihanna in a New York nightclub in October 2012 of course also tolerated lots of stunts like the crane collapse and the Breezy Point fire in order to sell the idea ahead of the COP18/CMP8 that Rihanna somehow controls the weather and the damage done during Sandy was the result of arguments between Rihanna, Chris Brown and I. Bloomberg then went onto to try and help Romney win the 2012 Presidential election by openly endorsing Barack Obama but then doing everything in his power (such as not cancelling the New York marathon until the very last minute) to delay the relief effort in the hope Obama would get the blame.

The Republican Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie on the other hand broke with party lines and openly congratulated Obama on his response to Sandy inviting him to a vote winning tour of the state and the damage Sandy did. Since then Christie has been ostracised by the Republican establishment for example he wasn't to invited to the recent Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). Christie is up for re-election in November 2013. I think it goes without saying that I'll be endorsing him although believe it or not I actually try to avoid interfering in local politics except in exceptional circumstances.

Therefore Rihanna's concerts in New Jersey and her later ones in Brooklyn, New York City are to assess domestic reaction to these issues and the role of Super Storm Sandy in the 2012 Presidential election.

Next Rihanna will perform a concert in Washington D.C (29/4/13) the seat of the US Federal government. This is meant to represent the climax of the discussion of her, mine and Chris Brown's role in the 2012 Presidential election. This is of course a lie because there are still the concerts in Brooklyn, New York City to come.

Following the Washington concert Rihanna's tour then tries to have another at testing out the relationship between French speaking Canada and English speaking Canada with concerts in Montreal, Quebec (1/5/13) and Ottawa, Ontario (2/5/13).

The Montreal concert is particularly interesting because it takes place on May 1st or MayDay. This is traditionally known as International Workers Day and in recent years has become associated with some quite riotous protests by anarchists. This has particular resonance in Quebec because between February and September 2012 the province was gripped by mass student protests that were heavily influenced by the anarchist MayDay movement. So by sending Rihanna to Quebec on MayDay her CIA handlers were hoping to have those discussions about the "Run This Town" song all over again. They will also be trying to put forward the argument that they couldn't possibly allow Rihanna to have any contact with me because I would use her wealth and position to turn her into an agent to bring about global anarchy.

Although I think we can all agree that at this point it's a purely theoretical discussion about what would happen if Rihanna and I met up I think most people in the business understand that rather than turning her into an agent my intention towards Rihanna is to deactivate her in the political sense. This involves teaching her the lay of the land so to speak so she doesn't bumble into stuff like the UK's August riots of the Egyptian revolution. That is something everyone in the business has agreed needs to be done. Besides on the basis of this tour alone there doesn't seem to be anything I could make Rihanna do that would make her more politically disruptive.

And in that we get down to the real reason her CIA handlers won't permit Rihanna to have contact with me or anyone who will question her relationship with Chris Brown. If she's not in a relationship with Chris Brown and not desperately needing her handlers protection either to keep Brown out of prison or to keep Brown from beating her half to death again they can't force Rihanna to jump through little hoops for them. So as I said on Week 2, Day 4.5; "Every paedoes always got an excuse."

The Ottawa concert simply provides an excuse for Rihanna to cross from French speaking Canada into English speaking Canada in order to give the UK the opportunity to put pressure on English speaking Canada to take pot shots at her. However as I think Wednesday's (20/3/13) drug arrest demonstrated even the UK doesn't seem to be interested in that anymore. As a result I'm tempted to dub the European and Australasian portions of this tour "The Marie Celeste Tour" but we'll get onto that eventually.

Following Ottawa Rihanna moves on to New York City for two concerts in Brooklyn (4/5/13 - 5/5/13). As NYC is sort of Rihanna's second home in the US where her grandmother Dolly lived primarily this is being done to give Rihanna a bit of break while her tour team tackle the logistical nightmare of transporting her entire 10 vehicle tour caravan all the way to Morocco for a single concert. I've not seen the costings but I'm pretty sure that alone will mean that the Diamonds tour doesn't even break even let alone make a profit.

At the Brooklyn concerts Rihanna will be performing at the Barclays Centre which is owned by the Barclays Banking Group although I believe that they allow Rihanna's manager and mentor Jay-Z to run a small nightclub on the premises. Therefore the concerts provoke discussion about Rihanna's relationship with  Jay-Z so expect lots of gossipy little rumours about Jay-Z's wife Beyonce being jealous of his relationship with Rihanna. These will obviously be used to distract from a more legitimate discussion about whether Jay-Z is some super-sharp business mogul or just a little bitch. Probably best you don't get me started on how really rich people burst out laughing at the mere mention of his name.

Also New York City was where Chris Brown was permitted to rape Rihanna in the toilets of a nightclub just days before her emotional meltdown in Azerbaijan. Therefore the Brooklyn concerts bring up all those issues along with NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg's role in covering up that incident, the response to Super Storm Sandy and the 2012 US Presidential Election.

Assuming that no more extra dates are to be added Rihanna then gets a three week break before moving on to Rabat, Morocco (24/5/13) and then Europe. As the Rabat concert is a big enough issue on it's own I think this is also an appropriate point for me to take a break.

(Originally Posted) 21:20 on 21/3/13.