Yeah I'm home.
As stated yesterday today I've answered police bail regarding well,
heads are still being scratched. I attempted to hand myself into
Westminster police station only to discover that Westminster police
station closed down in 2012 (Thanks Google) so I headed to the next
nearest police station - West End Central on Savile Row. There I
explained the situation to the desk officer who told me to wait in the
foyer while he spoke to the Officer In Charge (OIC) of the case. He then
let me speak to the OIC who was shall we say was not in a good mood.
After demanding that I attend Croydon Police station at 14:00 (local)
with my father (a bizarre request) he proceeded to issue lots and lots
of empty threats about having me arrested for breach of bail. He then
told me I had a lot of nerve. The desk officer then suggested that the
OIC take a few moments to consider his position while I waited in the
foyer.
After about half an hour the desk officer phoned the OIC for his
decision. The OIC decided that I was to be charged with an unspecified
criminal damage offence without further interview. He then revealed he'd
already done a deal with Croydon Magistrates Court for me to appear on
August 2nd (2/8/13). As West End Central has no custody suite (cells)
the OIC was then instructed to telephone Charing Cross police station to
arrange for me to be taken into custody. I was then instructed to
travel, unaccompanied to Charing Cross.
After getting horrifically lost in London's West End (always happens
when I don't have a police escort) I arrived at Charing Cross and once
again explained the situation to the desk officer. Once again I was told
to wait in the foyer while he spoke to the OIC. I was not party to this
conversation but I gather it was something along the lines of the
custody sergeant at Charing Cross feeling there was no grounds to arrest
me let alone charge me so if the OIC felt differently he should travel
up and do it himself. The OIC declined this offer.
So after the Charing Cross desk officer confirmed that I had most
certainly not breached bail I was left to leave on my own recognisance
with police bail not renewed. Apparently the OIC is going to be given
the weekend to have a long, hard think about his position and will
contact me over the coming week. Hopefully this time he will remember
that he has to contact me not my father.
So yeah there's around 35,000 Metropolitan police officers. At least one of them's a c*nt.
17:15 on 28/6/13.
Edited at around 18:05 on 28/6/13 to add;
Obviously it's going to take me a little while, marijuana, alcohol and
cocaine to wind down from today. So at some point in the evening I may
proclaim that I not only have the right to Sarastro's salary, pension
and house but also his skin so I can have it taken up to Savile Row to
be made into a suit. I will of course largely be joking. However because
there are many in my situation who do not have my level of muscle
behind them I hope everyone understands that I will have to draw blood.
Those of you who have been reading my Twitter feed will be aware that
whilst waiting in Charing Cross foyer I telephoned Sarastro and once
again got voicemail. So I left him the statutory nuisance case reference
number and the Court of Protection (COP) reference number. Both of
course go to the credibility of my accusers. However the COP case also
demonstrates that my father cannot be deemed my appropriate adult. The
Statutory Nuisance case also demonstrates that Croydon Magistrates are
unable to act in this matter.
Therefore what should happen next is that Croydon Magistrates Court
should immediately recluse themselves from the case due their erroneous
decision to allow the address in question to operate unlawful for in
excess of two years. Any other Court in the UK can then attempt to
prosecute an offence of criminal damage against property with no lawful
owner. Alternatively we could just impose the closure order now.
Other things I may be doing this evening might include providing certain people with the contact details of removal companies.
Edited again at around 02:50 on 29/6 /13 to add;
Is it so wrong that I'm disappointed that I wasn't arrested. You see if
I'd been taken into custody I could have looked forward to a weekend of
sleeping, eating, weeping, pacing, swearing and crying. Now I've got to
find something to fill my time.
I suppose somewhere between sleeping, eating, drinking, weeping, pacing,
smoking, crying and sadly legitmately updating my iPod I could find
time to bring down my shiniest suit and dust off those S.82 EPA notices.
The problem is that 3 days after that fax is sent (2/7/13) the address
causing a nuisance prejudicial to health must be vacant or become a free
fire zone. I see no need for a free fire zone.
As for Croydon Council's decision to demolish the structures on Tia
Sharp's final resting place I am happy with that. I do though dispute
Croydon Council's belief that they have a right to build on the land.
After all I think it should become a burial ground for the guilty.
(Originally Posted on 28/6/13)
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