CBB's Turned into a Den of Filth.

Annoyingly pretty much as I was writing my previous post on the subject all the housemates were released from their shackles and allowed to wander free to mix with who they like. This has led to a lot of, erm, mixing.

Lead amongst these have been Lee Ryan and Casey Batchelor who is a topless model. Entering the house together this pair have certainly been concentrating on the marriage element of the shackles gimmick. Rather then minding being forced to sleep in the same bed Lee and Casey have more then embraced it leading to lots of kissing, cuddling and groping. They now seem to have been accepted as a couple by the other housemates and the bets are on as to whether they'll end up having full sex on camera before the show ends.

Not to be outdone Jasmine Waltz who I'm assuming is some sort of American prostitute ended up flashing her breasts within hours of entering the house. On the second night she jumped into bed with Dappy for what can only be described as a mutual masturbation session.

On the third day self confessed sex addict Luisa Zissman decided she wanted in on the action and started putting the lesbian moves on Jasmine. This basically involved suggesting that Lee and Casey were faking their relationship in an effort to win the show before going on to suggest that if Jasmine started a lesbian relationship with her together they could go on to beat Lee and Casey and win the show. Despite the fact there can only be one winner Jasmine appeared to fall for this joining Luisa in the hot tub for a game of "Truth or Dare" which led to lots of kissing, breast rubbing and groping. With Dappy trying to muscle in on the show Lusia and Jasmine then retreated to the relative privacy of the shower cubicle together.

Then amongst the people who have managed to keep their clothes on there is Evander Holyfield. Despite being four times world heavyweight boxing champion Holyfield's main role in the house is that he isn't Mike Tyson. Tyson was apparently in advanced talks to appear on the show but these fell through when he attempted to enter the UK for a book tour only to discover that his four years in prison meant that he was persona non grata thus casting a long Chris Brown shaped shadow across the whole show.

A devout Christian Holyfield implied that homosexuality was a birth defect that rather then being accepted should be medically corrected like any other sort of disability. By the standards of some American Christian fundamentalists this is actually quite a moderate point of view because at least Holyfield accepts that homosexuals are born as homosexual rather then choosing to be that way as some form of mental illness. It is though still an incorrect point of view because even if you consider homosexuality to be a birth defect - for which a scientific argument can be made - the para-Olympics is absolutely full of birth defects that cannot be medically corrected.

The problem is that rather then allowing the other housemates to challenge Holyfield's views in a debate that would have doubtlessly made Jim Davidson's mask slip the shows producers immediately shut the discussion down by issuing Holyfield with a formal warning about his behaviour. In the meantime hundreds of viewers have apparently reported the incident to the broadcast regulator OFCOM who are investigating the incidents. This actually makes the gay rights community look bad by portraying themselves as an unbalanced and hysterical bunch who run off to tell teacher everyone someone says they don't like.

With the shackles been removed the two other couples who will join Dappy & Liz Jones in facing the public vote for Wednesday's (8/1/14) eviction have been revealed as Evander Holyfield & Lusia Zissman and Lee Ryan & Casey Batchelor. However there is a twist;

Much like Spencer and Heidi last year rather then leaving the show the 'evicted' pair will instead go into a secret annex where they'll watch the action in the main house before re-entering on Friday (10/1/14). Therefore Liz Jones & Dappy are my new favourites for eviction because the prospect of them spending two days together in a small room is almost too good to pass up. Plus I think the dynamics of the main group will benefit from Dappy being out of the way for a while.

Seriously I'm tempted to rename him "Yappy" because he's starting to remind me of one of those yappy little dogs that try to hump everything in sight.

(Originally Posted) 15:00 on 7/1/14 (UK date).