Anyway assuming that Universal have allowed Rihanna to see the actual document I should explain that was a purely time limited offer. You now need to call me and explain to me why the British Fashion Council invited you to launch your River Island collection at London Fashion Week (16/2/13). If you can do that I will happily pat you on the head and send you on your way. As I'm feeling generous I will give your handlers 24 hours to provide you with the correct answer although that may create a rift between the faction that designated the target and the women's issues who actually believed it would work.
Alternatively you can not bother and instead try and build yourself a reputation as a nasty b'tch who forces me to do all the work but won't give me a second of their time. I believe QueenRih is the term.
00:20 on 25/1/13.
