In the early hours of Sunday (27/10/13) Chris Brown and his bodyguard
Christopher Hollosy got involved in a fight outside a Washington D.C
hotel in which a member of the public had his nose broken. The two were
promptly arrested, charged with felony assault and were held in the
County Jail until they could appear in Court today.
As I explained at the time what normally would have happened is the
Judge would have done a quick assessment of the evidence and if it was
found to be insufficient immediately released the pair. However if there
was sufficient evidence the pair would have been committed to trial at a
later date and decision would have been made to either free them on
bail or remand them in custody until that trial date. As neither of the
two are residents of the state and because Chris Brown is already on
probation for a similar offence and has been found to be in violation of
that probation you would have expected bail to have been set extremely
high or to be denied outright with Chris Brown being transported by
Federal Marshals to the custody of Los Angeles County where he is on
probation.
However it is clear that overnight Chris Brown's CIA handler has been
applying the thumb screws to the Washington district attorneys offence
because the felony assault charge was dropped in favour of a
misdemeanour assault charge which considering the level of bodily injury
is simply ridiculous. The Judge then not only proceeded to grant the
pair unconditional bail but failed to demand a financial surety or "bail
bond." So it seems to be just another simple case of; "Suck enough
white c*ck and the magic will happen for you."
The outcome of this hearing was a surprise to absolutely no-one in the
business. So much so that the US' great rival China even went to the
trouble of putting on a little stunt overnight to explain to everyone
exactly what was going to happen. This involved a car crashing in the
famous Tiananmen Square before bursting into flames. That was of course
reminiscent of the recent Capitol Hill shooting in which a mentally
disturbed women tried driving a car first into the Capitol Building and
then into the Whitehouse. The police force that dealt with that incident
is of course the same police force that arrested Chris Brown. As soon
as this nasty incident occurred Chinese authorities swarmed on Tiananmen
Square blocking all access to the public and media, erecting screens to
literally cover up the scene of the incident before performing a rapid
clean up to erase any evidence of the event ever taking place.
So I seriously hope that the Americans don't think they've fooled anyone
with this little charade or caused me or anyone else any level of
stress of anger. After all from now on I'm going to start using "Carrie
Mathison" as the codeword to refer to Chris Brown's CIA handler because
they clearly need to be locked up in a psychiatric facility before the
do further harm to themselves or others.
Elsewhere the Eminem track "Monster" featuring Rihanna has been released
for airplay but I'll be saving that until tomorrow when I can give the
*ahem* attention it deserves.
(Originally Posted) 23:30 on 28/10/13.
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