Operation Misery: Month 7, Week 1, Day 2.

On September 24th (24/9/13) Rihanna will bring her Diamonds World Tour to Pert, Australia for the start of a series of 10 concerts in Australia and New Zealand. As I've explained before the political purpose of these concerts is to allow Rihanna's CIA handlers to asses Australian and to a lesser extent New Zealander attitudes towards a range of issues particularly immigration and drug smuggling.

The path of drugs and illegal immigrants being smuggled into Australia begins in South-East Asia in countries that neighbour China such as Myanmar, Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia. Therefore the smuggling issue provides a starting point for discussions about attitudes towards the US' "Pivot towards the Pacific" policy that involves boxing China in by bringing its neighbours into the US' sphere of influence through a mixture of lifting economic sanctions and offering protection from the threat from the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK) - a threat which of course the US is helping to artificially create.

Rihanna is also being lent out to the UK in order to allow it test the loyalty of these two members of the UK Commonwealth Realm to the UK Crown. This will be done by seeing if they will be prepared to use the information provided by the UK to mount a low level harassment campaign against Rihanna. The primary target of this test would be Australia's political leaders as they fought an election campaign and tried to form a new government.

That election was held on Saturday (7/9/13) and although the formal results have yet to be announced the right-wing Liberal/Nationalist coalition led by Tony Abbott has claimed victory while the left-wing Labor Party led by Kevin Rudd has conceded defeat. In terms of how this will affect Rihanna the only good thing I can say is that it has produced an outright winner. That means there won't be a lenghty negotiation to form a coalition government in which different factions try to outdo each other by pledging to take ever tougher action against Rihanna.

Beyond that though this is the worst possible outcome for Rihanna. The Liberal/Nationalist coalition has traditionally been far more loyal to the UK Crown then the Labor Party so is much less likely to refuse instructions. Added to that Tony Abbott's government will be a new government keen to make a show of its loyalty. Finally Abbott is a Catholic and actually once trained as a priest. The relationship between Catholics and the Protestant UK Crown has historically been very bad with members of the Royal Family being banned from marrying Catholics up until very recently. Therefore Abbott is likely to be viewed with a higher degree of suspicion then say a Protestant Prime Minister. As such he is likely to want to try harder to prove his loyalty.

Also through things like the recovery operation at the Pike River Mine in New Zealand and the discovery of new evidence by the 2DayFM radio station that was involved in prank phonecalls the the hospital in which the Duchess of Cambridge was staying both Australia and New Zealand are clearly very worried that the UK will put pressure on them to lash out particularly hard against Rihanna as a sort of peace offering to the Gulf Monarchies for the UK not getting involved in military action against Syria.

That said though the type of action Australia and New Zealand will be asked to take against Rihanna will be low level, low impact stuff such as noisy neighbours at hotels, rider requests not being fulfilled and local drivers getting 'lost' going to and from concert venues rather than things that threaten Rihanna's life, limb or freedom. The primary intention being to frustrate Rihanna to the point that she delivers a series of poor concert performances so her fans lose interest. The fans may also be targeted themselves with traffic congestion around the venues, problems with public transport and the sort of poor venue management that makes it difficult for the fans to get into the venues forcing them to stand around outside for hours on end. The secondary objective is to contribute to a general sense of stress and frustration that will build over the South Africa concerts before reaching a climax at the Abu Dhabi concert at which point Rihanna is scheduled for a full scale nervous breakdown.

As I've said before I would very much like to be in closer, more direct contact with Rihanna during this period. That's because in private rather than just reeling off a long list of threats I can go into a lot more detail about what form those threats will take and how to minimise their impact. Plus once we get the business stuff out of the way we might even get back to a point where we could have some fun. Unfortunately this doesn't seem likely to happen because apparently I'm not capable of the levels of complete sycophantic devotion to which Rihanna seems to have become accustomed. As you may have noticed I'm finding that more than a little bit irritating. 

(Originally Posted) 15:45 on 7/9/13.