It turns out that contrary to initial reports Rihanna did not travel to
Singapore immediately after her concert in the Philippines. Instead she
returned to Thailand. This misdirection was intended to annoy the
Chinese by testing out whether they could track Rihanna's movements and
to a lesser extent give Russia incentive to call for an emergency
meeting on Syria as the deadline for the declaration of Syria's chemical
weapons stockpiles expired. By returning Rihanna to Thailand her CIA
handlers/Live Nation (from now on I'm going to use the term
"Management") were also aiming to strengthen the allegiance with the US
by giving the Thais prime access to Rihanna.
As it turns out the Chinese didn't have any trouble whatsoever finding
out Rihanna's true destination and the Russians expressed no interest in
convening an emergency meeting on Syria. The dishonesty though did mean
that the vicious argument the management's information blackout raged
for a second day. My personal highlight was when the management realised
that rather than getting us all speculating about whether Rihanna was
pregnant all these rumours of liaisons with Drake, Chris Brown and A$AP
Rocky were actually giving everybody a good laugh at the management's
expense. The low point was when management thought they could pacify me
by forcing Rihanna to stay up for some designated Twitter time. I
suspect they were hoping that having a pretty girl bat her eyelashes at
me on the Internet would cause me to forget that vital information was
not being provided at an appropriate time. This has been management's
hope for over a year now and well, it hasn't worked yet.
However some 20 hours after Rihanna's arrival in Phuket the Thai
authorities in conjunction with management released one photograph of
Rihanna in the country. This showed Rihanna posing with a fan at a
pharmacy. This was of course intended to fuel speculation about
Rihanna's menstrual cycle. That photograph was released alongside a
number of photographs that claimed to show Rihanna in Thailand but were
actually taken elsewhere including one that was taken in London at the
launch of Rihanna's River Island clothing line. The intention of
bundling the genuine photograph up with all the fakes was to cause
confusion and irritation by forcing everyone to sort through the images.
As part of Rihanna's designated Twitter time though it was revealed that
since her arrival in Thailand Rihanna had been forced out to experience
and be seen experiencing Phucket famously seedy nightlife. Alongside
the Ladyboy transsexuals and the prostitutes of all ages and genders
Rihanna was forced to spend time with trained elephants at a sort of
street circus. Apart from drawing the ire of those always enthusiastic
animal rights campaigners this all stems from South Africa's tactics for
Rihanna's tour.
Coming across as exceptionally greedy the South Africans have been using
global efforts against poaching of animals like elephants for their
ivory as a way to pick up information about Rihanna's South-East Asian
adventures ahead of the upcoming concerts in South Africa. On Friday
(20/9/13) the UK tried to muscle in on South Africa's efforts by sending
one of their agents - Colin Manvell - to commit suicide by throwing
himself under the hooves of an elephant in Masinagudi in southern India.
I suspect Mr Manvell thought he was only going to be lightly injured.
At the risk of going off on something of a tangent the UK has been
trying to add an extra layer of confusion by claiming that Mr Manvell is
deaf. My father is not only deaf but has recently decided that he is
becoming more deaf. He thinks this is due to age I think it's due to the
volume on telephone calls being deliberately turned down and the
contestants on his favourite quiz shows being chosen because they speak
rather softly. The UK saga about medical staff being allowed to wear
full face Islamic veils appears to play into this because one thing
about the Niqab is that it certainly makes lip-reading difficult.
Therefore Rihanna was under orders to show everyone that she'd been
meeting with elephants was to try to give primarily the Thais and to a
lesser extent the management a way to muscle into that UK, India, South
Africa game. The obvious comparison between animals being kept prisoner
in order to perform tricks for tourists and sex slaves being kept
prisoner for pretty much the same reason probably helped convince the
feminists at the State Department that the operation was all about
making a bold stand for women's rights. Britain's BBC and Qatar's
Al-Jazeera were playing along beautifully by giving great prominence to
stories about online child abuse which is similar to a lot of Thai
children who are forced to perform sex acts on webcams in order to make
money and stories about paedophiles being tracked down and beaten up by
vigilante gangs. The intention being to make it look like the UK and the
Gulf Monarchies were desperate to find out what was going on with the
women's rights aspect of Rihanna's Thailand trip in order to distract
the management from events in Australia and East-Africa by making them
think their plan was working.
As for Rihanna herself although she has stopped short of allowing us to
send more discreet direct messages by either following me herself on
Twitter or instructing members of her tour party to do so she has been
totally co-operative since her designated Twitter time. The true test
will come over the coming day when Rihanna will travel to Singapore for
her appearance at the Formula 1 Grand Prix festival and then hopefully
straight onto Australia. My fear is that the management's information
blackout will return in order for the issue to be used at the upcoming
high-level segment of the United Nations General Assembly. Given ongoing
events in Kenya I cannot advise against that strongly enough.
(Originally Posted) 23:00 on 21/9/13 (UK date).
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